A story from Brian 'Snowy' Kemp
| I've Plucked Up The Courage |
| I met Lance Corporal Fagg many times during my stay at Tonfanau because I spent far too long at her Majesties pleasure. Mostly for returning late back to camp after leave. |
| Anyway one day whilst I was doing cookhouse duties he bet he could arm wrestle me for five Woodbines. |
| Being as I was a ef'ing boy soldier with no ef'ing upper body strength he couldn't ef'ing loose. |
| Corporal Fagg lost that bet and I think it's time he paid his dues. |
| I, like everyone else was nervous of Corporal Fagg so I didn't pursue the matter, but now after 50 years I have plucked up the courage to mention the outstanding debt. |
| Please send me my Woodbines as soon as possible. |
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