DECEMBER 1960. |
The Ballad of Outward Bound. |
by Dai Druid. |
Gather ye round and a touching tale I'll tell |
That Merioneth Military should mark right well. |
One dread day there came a deadly sound, |
A Wild Welsh Wizard whispered, "Outward Bound". |
Down through the valleys the dread sound spread |
Until a gentle General took it to his head. |
By day, by night, he turned the thought around |
As to himself he murmured, "Outward Bound". |
He planned his plan and dreamed his dream, |
And to the Army Council gave a smart new scheme. |
The Generals grave in conclave sat around, |
Then in one voice proclaimed it: "Outward Bound!" |
They spread the news low, they spread the news high |
And to every little office sent an A.C.I. |
In every little office the work went fast, |
Schemes were planned and exercises vast; |
Over the mountains the routes were laid, |
Through marsh and morass, moor and glade; |
Forth went the lads while the wind whistled round, |
Heralding the birth of Outward Bound. |
But the Wild Welsh Wizard when the winds whistled round, |
Felt wizardly sad for the lad on Outward Bound. |
And though to help he took a steady notion, |
No help he found in magic spell or potion. |
But to ease their woe, and stop their sad complaining, |
He re-named the whole thing "Adventure Training". |
Now while all recall old Outward Bound with pain, |
They cheer the Wild Welsh Wiz when they Adventure Train. |
POETICAL THOUGHT FOR CHRISTMAS DAY. |
To the gay cavalier gentlemen of the Royal Armoured Corps, |
The others are a borps; |
But they reluctantly admit that, anywhere, to be Colonel |
Must be a joy Etolonel. |
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